“It looks like a specimen of some kind of creature that has characteristics of both a human or a monkey and a fish. Actually, I think it's still alive. Very valuable and may have medicinal value. When witnesses take a picture of it, or even capture it, and post it online, there's a huge economy of attention.

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Must be very, very old, but I think it only appeared on the Internet by a time machine in the last few months.

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It's definitely natural, not man-made. It has a texture like bark or bacon, and it smells like traditional Chinese medicine, with a hint of the ocean.

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Those who came from the water were captured, forced to find the treasure in the bottom, brutally killed, and made into specimens. Now the body is nowhere to be seen, only photos can be found online.

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A sea bass, a bird's claw, an alien head, a deer's ear, a grandfather's false teeth, and maybe a duck's collarbone? I might be a little hungry.

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It must have come from the water because it has no feet. It also has no wings and should not be able to live in trees. It must live under the water, perhaps in a cave under the water. Because it has very sharp claws, it can dig very fast.

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I don't know, now it lives on the Internet, I can see it anywhere on the Internet. It can be converted to any form do you know ? The virus in my laptop was that my wallpaper and mouse and all the files turned into it, and it asked me to give some money, then it can remove the virus.

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I guess SpongeBob knows him, Patrick knows it ? How should I know? I don't live underwater. What does it have to do with the world? Of course, it was alive! Don't you know how famous it is? It broke through the security of more than 50 million computers. I don't know if yours are OK ?

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What does 'it' mean? The specimen? Who wanna keeps this in the house? Or 'it' means the virus? Yes, it's still in my laptop."

 

This conversation is taken from interrogation room 4.